Yes, it was a nasty day out there, and Our Hero bravely battled the Fierce Elements on the gruelling return from work. At risk from Rogue Polar Bears and raging Arctic Winds, and despite losing several huskies (From a Bicycle? Are you sure? Ed.), surviving on a diet of pemmican and ice, he defied Winter's Most Cruel Grasp, he beat the odds and made it back to civilisation in eight painful and seemingly endless minutes.
More polar adventures tomorrow: Witness as I dare to attempt to reach work on time!
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