LOOK OUT FOR: PERSON(S) COMPLAINING OF HAVING STOLEN A BIKE WITH FLAT TYRES AND THE PAIN IT HAS CAUSED THEIR REAR IN PEDLING AT GETAWAY-SPEED OVER COBBLES. PERSON(S) TRYING TO SELL A BICYCLE FOR PANCAKES TO CELEBRATE MARDI GRAS.
Tuesday 24 February 2009
CRIMEWATCH
THEFT REPORT: AT APPROXIMATELY 19.23 HOURS P.M. IN THE EVENING OF TUESDAY 24 FEBRUARY 2009 (MARDI GRAS), A PERSON OR PERSONS UNKNOWN HEADED RENT ASUNDER THE LOCK CHAINING A CLASSIC 'SPARTA WINDSOR' BICYCLE TO THE LAMPPOST OUTSIDE THE PLAINTIFF'S HOUSE, ALERTING THE PLAINTIFF TO THEIR ACTIVITY BY CLANGING THE CHAIN AGAINST THE POST DURING THE THEFT. THE PERSON(S) THEN ABSCONDED WITH SAID VINTAGE VEHICLE AND HAD DISAPPEARED BEFORE THE PLAINTIFF COULD GET TO THE WINDOW. SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON THE ROAD THAT EVENING HAD INCLUDED THE SETTING-OFF OF FIREWORKS SHORTLY BEFOREHAND.
LOOK OUT FOR: PERSON(S) COMPLAINING OF HAVING STOLEN A BIKE WITH FLAT TYRES AND THE PAIN IT HAS CAUSED THEIR REAR IN PEDLING AT GETAWAY-SPEED OVER COBBLES. PERSON(S) TRYING TO SELL A BICYCLE FOR PANCAKES TO CELEBRATE MARDI GRAS.
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LOOK OUT FOR: PERSON(S) COMPLAINING OF HAVING STOLEN A BIKE WITH FLAT TYRES AND THE PAIN IT HAS CAUSED THEIR REAR IN PEDLING AT GETAWAY-SPEED OVER COBBLES. PERSON(S) TRYING TO SELL A BICYCLE FOR PANCAKES TO CELEBRATE MARDI GRAS.
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Bad luck old chap! But I'm sure you had insurance for such a valubale motor.
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