Political update from Terra Podiatra

Since their sudden dispute six weeks ago, it is reported that the factions of Posterior and Anterior Phalanges are resolving their differences and healing well. The two sides have been locked in tape (Surely talks? Ed.) since the 'incident with the sofa in the dark'. Initially thought just to have been dislocated, the extent of the damage was only revealed this morning after forensic examination. The fracture that caused the rift between the two sides had, surprisingly, gone unnoticed until this morning's official report, the result of government investigations.

Future prospects for the region depend on the amount of tranquillity it receives, and the lack of future disturbance.


Peace Talks over the shattered region have been fruitful